after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
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I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting