My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?