so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I am available for nakedness
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.