I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
its like you know when i get waxed
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I am available for nakedness
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.