Last Night in Kentucky (859)

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  did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring

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  you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.

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  i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"

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  make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.

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  Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.

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  While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.

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  I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!

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  please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"

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  Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!

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  she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?

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  the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.

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  thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.

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  Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.

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  I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever

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  Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.

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