that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
