You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class