But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.