No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.