Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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