I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway