And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it