Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love