I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.