if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
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