she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.