For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.