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Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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