You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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