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you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"

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I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...

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you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.

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and I must say, you were very persuasive

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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whats a polygalesbian?

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lesbian polygamists..duh.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Whore.

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I was being facetious

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Don't try to hide behind big words.

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