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and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
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