Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.