Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
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Are you dead
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
hotties wanna shake it
I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.