sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways