hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language