it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.