I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?