Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
15 Things That Could NEVER Happen Anywhere But the South
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.