I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.