She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.