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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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