i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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