The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.