Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
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At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?