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(318): View more from Louisiana

Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.

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(214): View more from Texas

I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.

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(720): View more from Colorado

This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow

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(815): View more from Illinois

I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it

(317): View more from Indiana

is it necessary to steal the whole car?

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(205): View more from Alabama

High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.

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(616): View more from Michigan

I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.

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