You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She liked it
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.