If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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