im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.