I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.