i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"