I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.