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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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