I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.