You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
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