I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
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Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.