the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....