Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.