What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section