It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now