This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE