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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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